Choose a word. Starting to the left, all players go around the circle saying words that rhyme with the original. No word can be said twice. The first player to fail to say a word or who says a word that doesn't rhyme must take a drink.
Place an empty cup in the center of the circle. Any time this card (traditionally the King) is drawn, the drawer pours some of their own drink into the center cup. When the fourth card is drawn, that player must chug the contents of the center cup.
Take a drink, and hold your cup up high above your head until your turn comes again.
All players must switch places.
As soon as this card is drawn, all players must immediately place their thumbs to their forehead with fingers spread, resembling antlers. The last player to do this must drink.
Drink 'Til Ya Die
Finish your drink.
Replace one word in a movie title with the word Vagina. Example - Harry Potter and the Philosophers Vagina. The first person who cannot name one drinks, and the turn ends.
Little Green Man
You must remove an imaginary little man from your cup every time you drink, and put him back after. If another player catches you failing to do so, you must drink again.
If the group votes that a player is acting stupidly, this player has to finish their drink.
Create a new rule. Rules can be anything. If a player fails to follow the rule, they must drink. This rule remains in effect until another Rule Card is drawn. Note - a rule can be trumped by a wielder of an Asshole/God card.
Picks two players to swap one article of clothing.
Take two drinks. Obviously.
Lick the back of the card and stick it to your forehead. For as long as the card is stuck there, you are an all-powerful cosmic genie. If someone knocks the card off, they must finish their own drink.
Put an empty box on your head until another player draws a Box Head card, or until another rule cancels it.