Selects a category (for example, “brands of beer”). All players go around the circle naming items that are from that category. The first player to fail to name an item must drink.

All players must switch places.

If you identify as a female, take a drink.

You must remove an imaginary little man from your cup every time you drink, and put him back after. If another player catches you failing to do so, you must drink again.

Put an empty box on your head until another player draws a Box Head card, or until another rule cancels it.

Create a new rule. Rules can be anything. If a player fails to follow the rule, they must drink. This rule remains in effect until another Rule Card is drawn. Note - a rule can be trumped by a wielder of an Asshole/God card.

Take off your clothes.

Fill in the blank with a rule of your very own.

As soon as this card is drawn, all players must immediately place their thumbs to their forehead with fingers spread, resembling antlers. The last player to do this must drink.

This card can be held and redeemed at any time in order to go to the bathroom.

Begin drinking. The player clockwise to you must begin drinking immediately after you, and then the next player around the circle until all players are drinking. Once it comes back to you, stop drinking. Then the player clockwise to you may stop drinking, and so on until the end of the circle.

You must fetch drinks for the rest of the players until the next Beer Bitch card is drawn.

Choose a word. Starting to the left, all players go around the circle saying words that rhyme with the original. No word can be said twice. The first player to fail to say a word or who says a word that doesn't rhyme must take a drink.

If you identify as a male, take a drink.