Take this card and suck it to your lips. Without using your hands, turn and pass the card to the player on your left and blow it on to their lips. Continue to pass the card around the circle until someone fails. The player who fails to pass it on has to drink.

Replace one word in a movie title with the word Vagina. Example - Harry Potter and the Philosophers Vagina. The first person who cannot name one drinks, and the turn ends.

The last person to touch the floor after this card is drawn must drink.

Picks two players to swap one article of clothing.

Create a new rule. Rules can be anything. If a player fails to follow the rule, they must drink. This rule remains in effect until another Rule Card is drawn. Note - a rule can be trumped by a wielder of an Asshole/God card.

Pick someone to spell a word of your choice. If they are unable to spell the word correctly, they must drink.

If the group votes that a player is acting stupidly, this player has to finish their drink.

You are now the "Question Master". Any time you ask another player a question, if that player answers it, they must drink.

You must fetch drinks for the rest of the players until the next Beer Bitch card is drawn.

You must remove an imaginary little man from your cup every time you drink, and put him back after. If another player catches you failing to do so, you must drink again.

Begin drinking. The player clockwise to you must begin drinking immediately after you, and then the next player around the circle until all players are drinking. Once it comes back to you, stop drinking. Then the player clockwise to you may stop drinking, and so on until the end of the circle.

Starting with the drawer of this card, go around the circle alternating saying "Fuzzy Duck" and "Ducky Fuzz". If someone says "Duzzy Fuck", they must drink and the round ends.

Take a drink, and hold your cup up high above your head until your turn comes again.

Selects a category (for example, “brands of beer”). All players go around the circle naming items that are from that category. The first player to fail to name an item must drink.