Take this card and suck it to your lips. Without using your hands, turn and pass the card to the player on your left and blow it on to their lips. Continue to pass the card around the circle until someone fails. The player who fails to pass it on has to drink.

Place an empty cup in the center of the circle. Any time this card (traditionally the King) is drawn, the drawer pours some of their own drink into the center cup. When the fourth card is drawn, that player must chug the contents of the center cup.

Create a new rule. Rules can be anything. If a player fails to follow the rule, they must drink. This rule remains in effect until another Rule Card is drawn. Note - a rule can be trumped by a wielder of an Asshole/God card.

You are now the "Thumb Master". Any time you place your thumb on the table, every other player must immediately place their thumb on the table as well. The last person to do so must take a drink. This can be done repeatedly until another thumb card is drawn.

As soon as this card is drawn, all players must immediately place their thumbs to their forehead with fingers spread, resembling antlers. The last player to do this must drink.

The holder of this card has "snake-eyes", meaning that any time they make eye contact with another player, that player must drink.

Starting with the player who drew this card, create a story one word at a time. For example, the first player might say "Once", the second player would continue "Once upon" and so on. The first player to miss a word or repeat the story incorrectly must drink and the round ends.

This card can be held and redeemed at any time in order to go to the bathroom.

Starting with the drawer of this card, go around the circle alternating saying "Fuzzy Duck" and "Ducky Fuzz". If someone says "Duzzy Fuck", they must drink and the round ends.

Lick the back of the card and stick it to your forehead. For as long as the card is stuck there, you are an all-powerful cosmic genie. If someone knocks the card off, they must finish their own drink.

If you identify as a female, take a drink.

Fill in the blank with a house rule.

If the group votes that a player is acting stupidly, this player has to finish their drink.

The person who draws this card has to continue play from the floor, under the table (like a troll under a bridge), until the next Troll card is pulled.